Short Tag Line:
Not newbs- lookin for "real" people
I/We are looking for
Looking for endless emails and no pics from over-weight, or weightless people. You know, the ones who weigh "0" lbs. That's so hott.
Wanting people who make a date then cancel or don't show. Love that. Also prefer non- bathing disease infested slobs who spend a good portion of their life living out of boxes. Shows they are "get up n go" type people.
We are hideous to look at, pathetic to be with and embarrassing in public settings. We rarely bathe, so if your trailer has a hose attached, let us know, we will steal some towels and come over. Tina is 2'6", bout 275lbs, chunky bitch. Greg is 6'7" bout 115 lb crackhead.
We are always on the move, usually cause someone is chasing us, but we never sit still.
Tell us about your fantasies and/or real experiences.
We fantasize saving enough money to play bingo cuz we be certain we will hit it big...like $100 or somthin...
What else would you like to say, do, see, hear about or learn about.
We are looking for couples that we can also call friends. People who do not expect to have sex "every time" we hang out together. Laid back easy going couples are ideal for us. Couples who can rock out one night and sit at a bonfire the next.
No snobs, we generally laugh at the "clicks" in the lifestyle. Seriously?
We own Scotty's Night Club here in Canton, every Friday is Swinger Night, stop in and say hi :-)
We have a motorcycle and like to ride, let us know if you do too
We are not into drugs,what you do is your own business, we do not judge.
Please be somewhat HWP
We are both shaved completely, please be at least well groomed, if not shaved.
Tina is the sweetest girl in the world. An absolute angel that blesses everyone with a smile as soon as they get to meet her. Publicly shy but privately a sexual dynamo. She has yet to meet anyone who does not like her. A truly sweet, sweet girl.
We are two very outgoing, fun loving people who enjoy nights out on the town or sitting on our patio with a fire burning...
We laugh a lot, so have a sense of humor.
We are very real
We enjoy full swap/same room fun
Greg is not Bi...not even a little...Tina is Bi/Bi Friendly- not a requirement for either of us, she actually prefers men, but does like women if they click and is not offended when she is or is not hit on by the female half
If you write us, we will write back.
If you call us, we will answer or call you back.
You ask, we tell.
No pics= No interest
If you read this far, your not close enough....email us with "NORMAL" in the subject line.
P.S. We met Ken and Barbie, we threw a burning bag of dog shit on their porch..:-)